”“I do not understand,” said the other.The first Arab says, “I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, “I am Captain Canada, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.”I said, “No shit?”God Bless CanadaThis one is compliments of neubergerHere is one that should come with a warning to not drink or eat while reading.“As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his
 fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill
them.

What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay’s kids’ stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and
 went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don’t sell those things at
 Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore. "Sorry Maggie, but what can she do to us, our parents pay an outrageous amount of money for us to attend here?" I don't really know Tammy, I'm just letting you know to be careful." And we appreciate it don't we Sammy?"Sammy nodded."We'd really appreciate it if you tell us anything else you hear Maggie, will you?" Oh yes of course I will, you're very nice young ladies."Sammy went into her purse and handed me a twenty pound note."Match that Tammy, I think we should be nice to Maggie." Yes, yes of course," I said and handed forty pounds to Maggie."Oh no, I don't want that." but she took it anyway, it was more than she earned in a week working at the school, we were sure of ,that."Well I'd better get going then, thank you very much for the money," as she got up she spotted something on the floor and bent down to pick it up."You're not very tidy are you misses?" she giggled as she passed me my knickers."But you're very nice."Sammy giggled and slid an arm round my waist."Thank you Maggie,.
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